Retirement Party Ideas
Question: What is
a retirement party?
Answer: It is a nice way for the company to tell you to get
Retirement cake sayings for the cake at retirement parties can be humorous or serious.
A professional cake decorator in reply to a query on Yahoo Questions
advises: "Does the retiree like fishing, tv surfing, cars? What's his favorite hobby? Incorporate that into the
cake theme. Then have it say 'Happy tv surfing' 'Look out fish, he's coming for ya!' or 'Bout time you got to that
Alternatively, a retirement cake saying can be sincere and express how the retiree was
admired, what impression the retiree made on others, and how his or her colleagues wish for his or her continued
growth and happiness in retirement.
I would go along with the professional cake decorator and "Make it funny because this
is a time for the retiree to enjoy life!
Also buy the retiree a copy of The
World's Best Retirement Book.
Happy Retirement Party-Planning!"
Top-Ten Retirement Cake
Here are the top-10 retirement cake sayings according to the How to Retire Happy
Website to go along with the retirement humor, various retirement quotes and
retirement sayings, and funny retirement sentiments:
#1 of Top-Ten Retirement Cake Sayings
HAPPY RETIREMENT GARTH AND DIANE! - You Now Have the
Time to Happily Spend Your Kids' Inheritance!
#2 of Top-Ten Retirement Cake Sayings
HAPPY RETIREMENT JUDY! We Know That There Will Be Life After Retirement for You - a
Great Life, Indeed!
#3 of Top-Ten Retirement Cake
Happy Retirement Randall! - We know that you will be the person
who returns dignity to the art of loafing.
#4 of Top-Ten Retirement Cake
Happy Retirement Samuel! - Now every day can be Saturday!
#5 of Top-Ten Retirement Cake Sayings
Happy Retirement Sandra! - Now every day can be a
#6 of Top-Ten Retirement Cake Sayings
HAPPY RETIREMENT ROBERT! - All you have to do now is what the voices in your wife's head
tell you to do.
#7 of Top-Ten Retirement Cake Sayings
HAPPY RETIREMENT KATHERINE! - Who says a woman's work is never
#8 of Top-Ten Retirement Cake
Happy Retirement to Ross! Now Gainfully
Unemployed - And Very Proud of It, Too!
#9 of Top-Ten Retirement Cake Sayings
HAPPY RETIREMENT ROBIN: Retirement for you will surely be one of rediscovery - new found time,
new found freedom, a new routine, and a renewed appreciation of what life is really about.
#10 of Top-Ten Retirement Cake Sayings
Happy Retirement Mabel! — We know that
you will be working part-time to spoil your grandkids.
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More Retirement Cake Sayings
Happy Retirement Fiona! — If you retire right, the
only thing you will worry about is when to eat and when to sleep.
Happy Retirement Tricia! — Retirement is merely
ending one venture and beginning a new chapter of life.
HAPPY RETIREMENT JACK: YOU ARE NOW DOWN TO ONE BOSS
Happy Retirement Don! The Countdown is Over - We Know You Are Retired and Enjoying Life to the
Happy Retirement Denise — No Alarm Clock. No Commute. No
Happy Retirement Trevor! Your Specialty Can Now Be Doing
Margaret Has Retired — Leave the Relaxing to
For more retirement cake sayings or retirement party ideas, review some of the funny retirement
quotes and retirement sayings on the following websites and see if you can modify any of the
quotations to make a funny retirement cake saying out them.
Ideas — Coming Soon!
Quotes about Parties to Help You
Throw a Retirement Party
Never give a party if you will be the most interesting person there.
— Mickey Friedman
Support wildlife — throw a party!
— Unknown wise person
Nothing spoils a good party like a genius.
— Elsa Maxwell
In America, you can always find a party. In Russia, the party always finds you.
— Yakov Smirnoff
The best thing about a cocktail party is being asked to it.
— Gerald Nachman
While all that retirement money that may go to worthy causes - such as making their Mercedes
payments, providing their children with beautiful teeth that glow in the dark and liberating their
expensive wine from its glass prison so it can find its way back into the water supply - our best
defense is to remember that life isn't just about money.
The latest retirement book in this realm is How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free: Retirement
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Zelinski. This book follows on his earlier The Joy of Not Working, whose
title gives you an idea of his central theme.
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